world cup fever,.....

Dear Wife, Partner, Girlfriend, Significant Other,

1. From June 9 to July 9, 2006, you should
read the sports section of the newspaper so that
you are aware of what is going on regarding the
World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in
the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you
will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally
ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any
attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is
mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you
even catch a glimpse of the remote control, you will
lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV
during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it
crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If
you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make
sure you put clothes on right after because if you
catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the
doctor or look after you during World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and
mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or
something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer
the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on
the floor.... It won’t happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at
least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as
well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do
not make any funny faces at my friends when they
come over to watch the games. In return, you will
be allowed to use the TV between 12pm and 6pm,
unless they replay a good game that I missed
during the day.

6. Please, please, please! If you see me upset
because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT
say “Get over it, it’s only a game”, or “Don’t worry,
they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you
will only make me angrier and I will love you less.
Remember,you will never ever know more about
football than me and your so called “words of
encouragement” will only lead to a break-up.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch
one game and you can talk tome during half-time
but only when the commercials are on, and only if
the half-time score pleases me. In addition, please
note I am saying “one” game; hence do not use the
World Cup as an excuse to “spend time together”.

8. The replays of the goals are very important.
I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen
them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any baby-, or
any other child-related parties or gatherings that
require my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his
house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be
there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights shown on
TV every night are just as important as the games
themselves. Do not even think about saying “but
you have already seen this ... why don’t you
change the channel to something we can all
watch?” because, the reply will be “Refer to Rule
#2 of this list.”

12. And, finally, please save expressions such
as “Thank God the World Cup is only every four
years”. I am immune to these words, because after
this comes the Champions League, Italian League,
Spanish League Premier League, FA Cup, etc.



Thank you for your cooperation.



Regards,

Men of The World

omg...i really wonder who wrote this stuff...damn funny...

past,present???????

It's been a year since i started my 1st entry...how time really flies when ur not looking at it...haf u ever take ur time to think about ur past , present or future???  WELL....i have...there were definately things i regreted n wished that  i could changed.....BUT come to think of it...my past/history ARE the things that made me who i am TODAY...i've bcome more mature in my thinking..independent a bit...my frenz said i've changed....SO have i??? only u can asnwer that for me...

Currently...i'm in my 4th sem...this sem is DAMN HECTIC with all the projects the lecturers are giving us...1st of off...there's the distortion project wher we need to design street wear for fashion design class...yo yo check out the themes they gave us

1.. butterfly  *ok lar* i got an A for my design

2..dragonfly *stil can b accepted* sadly got a B+  (need to gambatte sommore)

3...aeroplane..*what were they thinking*

4...eagle...*YIKES*

5...spaceships *wth!!!!*

 didnt u guys notice that from all the themes above...they are all connected??? all of them can *drum rolls pls* trr chiang........F-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's another project...the FUNKY QIPAO...havent started on it yet...

n i heard my sem would b involved in another project but it's not confirm yet..this project is to design an evening dress using batik....n here's de catch...u need to do the batik urself....(just wondering...muz they torture us like that???) 

trust me when i'm tellin that i'm completely STRESSED OUT this sem...i wouldnt even dare to think about the coming 2 sems!!!!!!*SIGHS*   the more stress i'm in the more i eat...dont ask me y...i dunno either...1 word......HELP!!!!!!!!!!

my future is stil very blurry as i dont know what my future upholds for me...(seriously i wan 2 further my studies overseas but i noe that it would burden my dad alot...therefore i've never told him about this dream of mine...sshhh u noe i noe can liao) mayb i'll work for a few years to save up n then continue my studies..just thinking...who noes what will bcome of me in the future....*stil crossing my fingers tho* 

Mayb u'll c me selling wanton mee at gurney drive...  heyy...can earn alot oso r...!!!!! till then..i muz work hard to achieve my dreams n stay focus...!!!!!! wish me luck!~!

omg....the song from chicken little is EVERYWHERE....whoever tot the song *title- dragoste din tei*..(i think) would last sSO long.....even got diff versions of that song...so far i've heard the chinese version, alot of remix versions already...hmm...i wonder when the malay version would come out??? btw...Chicken Little is very enjoyable  - yeah i'm already 21 going to b 22 soon...but who cares... i stil like to watch cartoons, animation....etc...guess i'm stil a kid at heart...LOL

after all, laugther is the best medicine rite rite...eheh

which kinda reminds me of lau shu ai ta mi....walay wey...there r countless singers who sang that song b4, the english version was sung by boyband North....n while the malay version of it was sung by Siti Nurhaliza...(i forgot both titles d )...oya there's also a malay version of qing fei de yi...Ku juga mencintai mu - sung by malaysia idol finalist season 1 - Saiful

in these 2 days i've watched 3 movies...eheh

keat bo??? i've watched Perhaps Love, The Chronicles of Narnia n The Fog....will continue about my last few dayz of adventure...ahah...not such of a adventure i think...just went siput collecting....the encounter with the "mua chis"....the outing at genting hill,... ...ahh...all those good memories....my 1st time going to those places ...LOL i'm weird arent i??? not forgettin how i became a photographer 4 a day...taking portrait pics for cf...i must say the pics arent that bad...LOL *perasan sikit*

who wanna take portrait pics can call me...my num is 0123456789...LOL

hmm...i simply cant wait for Memoirs of A Geisha.... which will open on the 6th of Jan...

hopefully it's as wonderful as the book....v

today is shirley's 19th birthday...too bad she was sick n couldnt come out...if not...ngeh ngeh ngeh  ....in another words= kena teruk teruk from us lar....YEAH...we're pretty bad "especially" on ppl's bday....muahaha

went out with esther n liang san for dinner...we ended up eating lok lok...at rat island....ahha (pulau tikus)....yum yum....damn long ddidnt eat lok lok liao!!!!

then meet up with kean seong and his frenzz at gurney's coffee bean....this kawan damn long never see him liao...since last year i think...haha...he's stil as blur as always...n kolian him kena buli by esther in front of his frenz...ahah

oya...kean seong tersesat n went to the coffee bean near gurney hotel...aiyo orang pg kah???  his frens are frenly...altho they tend to speak mandarin ALOT....ish ish!!!! kolian aku duduk sana playing guessing game...*i realy must learn mandarin*....

im dissapointed with harry potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!damn sad nia ...n i waited so long for this????????? *sighs* altho cedric was not bad looking... ahem ahem... it's just not up to my expectations...*bummer*

holidayz has just started....N i'm zzzz like there's no tomolo...cant b help r....what to do r...i'm 1 of those "last min kakis" so meaning for the past few weeks i've been sleeping like a few hours per day to finish up for my final presentation..so now im just "replacing back" my so called beauty zzz...TOO bad that cant b said to my panda eyes...i'm realy becoming a panda one of these days...*sighs* 

*i really need to work on my sewing n pattern drafting skills*   will try harder next sem...n so i said...

i never learn...haih....^ i will never do last min work again^.....LOL .....paiseh paiseh...YEAH...i tell myself that bbut in the end....needless to say lar...still doing my work last min...as the hokkiens say " pang sai chui jamban"...

but duno y....i feel that my last min work is even better...my ideas tend to come last min...*which is not GOOD!!!!!* somhow or rather i always finish up my work in the nick of time...haha SO FAR lar....might not b this lucky everytime tho *crossing my fingers*

stupid lkw....holiday oso wan ppl to do work 4 him....n he doesnt even pay us....*damn...which reminds me...i stil havent start  his work*

i like my design from fashion design class...tho i think i can do better if i haf more time...eheh (i noe i noe/.....i did my work last min...serves me rite) but luckily the lecturers didnt complain much about my garmetns.....*wipes off my sweat*

i dyed my hair ...yeah AGAIN/....with highlites...ahah....haf to r...coz i got rm 400 vouchers from Headlines to do hair mar...n the voucher can b used until end of this year nia...so since i'm coming back to pg liao...faster faster go n dye my hair b4 comming back lo...hopefully the colour can stay until cny ler...

 i miss my pink highlites...i remember seeing guys with their pink highlites in sg wang....makes me wanna get pink highlites even more...mayb a few extentions...hehe that way , it can last longer....*hmm....stil thinking about it*

i wonder what my relatives would say....haha....